Thinking back on my 9 months of pregnancy and still shocked I’m someone’s mom🥰

maybemily:

me on the first day of september

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wait a minute…

notyouraverageanna:

yung-starbucks:

bismuthspartnerincrime:

gemcuttlefish:

iwatchtoomuchshonen:

dreamingdusk:

askdinkeldash:

bogleech:

I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.

Ooooooh…

…oh.

Oh…

oh no

OOOOOHHHHHH. SHIT. (or maybe y'all being extra lol)

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pukicho:

pukicho:

daily-bad-jokes:

How can a room full of married people be empty?

Because there isn’t a single person in the room!

Heh..

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late2totheparty:

It be ya own pending transactions

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someoneintheshadow446:

the-jingler:

mcsiggy:

hungry-hobbits:

chillwerewolf:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

Small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

Me:

Originally posted by petschm66

Apparently this is actually good for kids’ brain development. It trains their speech receptors and they learn language faster. 

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thats-tea:

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pussy-and-pizzza-x:

owmyeyeballs:

daggerkid:

owmyeyeballs:

poploppege:

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

you have pleased your brain fish

Lmao the fish brain…

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relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

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